Posted by: dougery | June 2, 2011

Cancer Man

i am going to get cancer from second-hand smoke
i am going to get cancer from eating charred meat
i am going to get cancer from drinking diet soft-drinks.
i am going to get cancer from standing to close to the microwave
i am going to get cancer from driving under power lines
i am going to get cancer from radon in the basement
i am going to get cancer from the radiation from nuclear power plants
i am going to get cancer from my family’s genetic predisposition
i am going to get cancer from diesel exhaust
i am going to get cancer from the asbestos in my middle school
i am going to get cancer from using my cell phone
i am going to get cancer from alcoholic beverages
i am going to get cancer from free floating neutrons
i am going to get cancer from air pollution
i am going to get cancer from pesticides on the fruit and vegetables I eat
i am going to get cancer from wearing deodorant
i am going to get cancer from laundry detergent
i am going to get cancer from bovine growth hormones in red meat
i am going to get cancer from eating hotdogs
i am going to get cancer from viruses
i am going to get cancer from trace amounts of arsenic in city drinking water
i am going to get cancer from medical x-rays
i am going to get cancer from lead paint
i am going to get cancer from the benzene in gasoline
i am going to get cancer from being the sun too much as a kid
i am going to get cancer from being
i am going to get cancer from being
i am going to get cancer
cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Responses

  1. Ok, the WHO is not good at brain science.

    Here, read and be comforted:

    http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/06/01/why-im-still-not-worried-about-my-cell-phone-hurting-my-brain/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BadAstronomyBlog+%28Bad+Astronomy%29

  2. This is poetry.


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